You Know Your Kid’s Ugly When.....
A professor comes up to you and asks for a picture of your kid because he’s doing a study on gag reflexes..............
You’re afraid to squeeze that pimple on the kid’s head because you’re afraid nothing will be left.......
The acting club wants to borrow your kid so they can practice their stage screams...............
The DNA testing company sends the kid’s DNA test results back because "it’s an obvious hoax".........
Geico approaches you for their neanderthal commercials ‘cause they want "a cute little neaderthal kid that doesn’t need much makeup"...............
The ice cream truck vendor throws him ice cream bars for free just to keep him from coming up to the truck............
Blind people shriek when they feel his face...............
Your force your daughter to convert to Islam just for the facial covering..............
Horrifyingly Yours,
Blawgerman
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