More You Know You’re A Hillbilly When…….
You have more fingers than teeth (even after losing a finger in that bar fight).
You just can’t figure out which cousin you should invite to the prom.
You think Fried Chicken is our national bird.
You own more than two pairs of church overalls.
You’re picked by the family to plan the party for your father’s sixth-grade graduation ceremony.
The number of teeth you have is actually higher than your IQ.
You list “Nascar” as your religion of choice.
Your matching underwear with your spouse reads “His’n” and “Her’n”.
You have a cousin, second-cousin, nephew, and half-brother…..all in the same person.
From the Hills,
Blawgerman
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Q: What's the difference between a hillbilly wedding and a hillbilly funeral?
A: There's one less drunk at the funeral.
Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
A: She's wearing the cleanest shirt.
A hillbilly came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Al, somebody just stole your pickup truck." Al said, "Did you see who it was?" The hillbilly replied, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number!"
shall I go on????
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