Thursday, June 25, 2009

More Words.....

What’s In a Word?


Tactician – a person who works in tandem with a Tictician to make breath mints.

Triplet – a very short journey.

Slobbering – the things that babies chew on when they are teething.

Contour – a prison field trip.

Popsicle – a bike for grandpaws.

Notebook – what Bach used to compose his symphonies.

Tooth Fairy – a gay bicuspid.

Templates – the plastic throwaway dishes you use at picnics.

Obama – an Irish Bama.

Childish – what a kids eats out of.

Curling – The art of throwing mongrel dogs.

Kurdish – something that kinda resembles cottage cheese.


Wordly Yours,


Blawgerman

Friday, June 12, 2009

Words, Words, Words....

Words, Words, Words....

Sar-chasm - The gap between your clever zinger and the inability of the dim-witted recipient you're targeting to "get" it. ( I know it’s misspelled)

Smartass – The valedictorian donkey.

Retrofit – What you’re doing when you try on those 60's clothes.

Underwear – Australian clothes.

Duffer – A devout Hilary Fan.

Fuzzball – what the police play catch with.

Penchant – what Bic monks do when they meditate.

Cantilever – the stick you use to move a stuck cantaloup.

Prevent – before there was indoor heating and cooling.

Podcast – What peas do when they want to catch fish.

Aren’t Words Fun?
Blawgerman