What’s In A Word? The following is a list of what words really mean:
Juggernaut -- When nothing’s left in the moonshine jug.
Proactive -- An NBA star that has lots of girlfriends.
Barack -- A sheep’s breasts
Palin -- What you do when the boat’s sinking
McCain -- Irish sugar
Biden -- A place for bears who “go both ways”
Starstruck -- A Hollywood actor slapped by his wife
Standby -- A place real close to you that sells newspapers
Buzzard -- A retarded doorbell
Stem cell -- Where plants are sent after they are convicted
McCain -- McAble’s brother
Softsell -- A toilet paper outlet store
Snowball -- A formal dance for Frosty and friends
Acorn -- Without corn
Intwined -- What happens when closely related (usually Hillbilly) strings get married.
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