Monday, October 6, 2008

What Words Should Mean......

What Words Should Mean:



Buckingham – A rodeo pig.

Sorgum – What denture wearers suffer from.

Sufferage –The legal age for marriage.

Speedway – The Methamphetamine lifestyle.

Vulcanized – What you become after you watch too many old Star Trek episodes.

Pinconning – Scamming people for their pins.

Fillet – What gas station attendants used to do to your tank.

Biosphere – The entire breathing area affected when you pass gas.

Flash Bulb – An exhibitionist onion.

Milkshake – a bovine belly-dancer.

Mystify – to finely spray water on a person or group of people.

Homage – A promiscuous magician.

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