Friday, October 3, 2008

More What's In A Word!

More What’s In a Word



Steroid -- Hemorrhoids you get from sliding down steps on your rear end.

Bud Light -- A skinny friend.

Claustrophobic -- Fear of Santa Clause

Stirrup – What you do to cream and sugar in your coffee.

Implosion – What happens when an Imp explodes.

Chimpanzee – A sissy monkey.

Holistic – A person dedicated to eating the dough from the center of donuts.

Currant – When a cowardly and despicable person starts yelling and screaming.

Jitterbug – A moth who drinks too much coffee.

Psychopath – A place where the ex-spouse likes to walk.

Implore – Folk tales told by Imps.

Crumbling -- A baby crumb.

Catatonic – What cats drink with gin.

Anger Management – What you do when you lock your mother-in-law in the basement.

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