Thursday, July 9, 2009

Words, Dude.....Just Words....

Bicuspid -- a cuspid that can "go either way."

Rampage -- a large newspaper ad devoted to the sale of Dodge trucks.

Impale -- what really little demons order at Irish pubs.

Bingo -- A Mexican bing.

Robbery -- How a thief's legs feel after he's completed the bank heist.

Chicken -- Barbie's squeeze when he's lookin' really, really fashionable.

Rooked -- what you were you when his castle took your knight.

Racked -- What you were when Dolly Parton brushed up against you with her chest.

Pecked -- What Peter Piper was after getting all his pickled peppers.

Word.

Blawgerman

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