Words, Words, Words

Words, Words, Words

Polygon – A support group for Pirates whose Parrots have perished.

Sublime – An underwater citrus fruit.

Mailbox – Engaging in fisticuffs while wearing garments of small metal chains.

Starbucks – Cinematic male deer.

Cowhand – What the audience gives after watching a bovine rendition of Oklahoma.

Slowpoke – What causes boxers to have to retire.

Slackjaw – The device used to remove pants from women who should never have worn spandex.

Stupify – What is being done to you when you really listen to a George Bush speech.

Stagehand – What they called "Thing" when he was doing Broadway (before his big break with
the Adams Family.

Stagflation – What you have to do to a rubber deer to get it to stand up.


Word to Your Mother,

Blawgerman (not Vanilla Ice)