What Words Mean.....and What They Should Mean.....
Cinderella – what you call an umbrella that’s been in a fire.
Manicure – Lithium.
Podcast – throwing a pea.
Permission – A solemn duty given to cats.
Infantile – Ceramic tiles for the nursery.
Dependable – The ability to wear adult diapers.
Unibrow – what cyclops has above his eye.
Confirmation – A convict’s workout plan.
Simpleton – 2000 pounds of George Bush (fill in your favorite politician).
Stucco – What happens to flies in Mexico when they land in glue.
Permutation – A cat with three heads.
Wordly Yours,
Blawgerman
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